The most delusional offer in PlayStation history has arrived: Sony challenges fans, and the prize is a crazy discount for PS5
We wouldn’t blame you if you thought it was a misprint, yet it is: till midnightSony’s flagship console is in discountputting PS5 really within everyone’s reach. The announcement comes directly from the executive of Sony Computer Entertainment’s newly formed holiday division, Abraham Reil-Foulez. Throughout his chameleonic career, “Abe” has held many roles, but never with the prestige we see today. And Reil-Foulez is thrilled to be able to give PlayStation gaming lovers such shocking news. Let’s go straight into the details.
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In the press release sent to us by the editorial staff, Reil-Foulez dictated only one condition to anyone who wants to own a PS5 unit (only one per participant, as during the day one crisis) by taking advantage of a 99.7% discount. If you have a calculator in hand, you will have realized that the percentage only matches the version without physical support: no disk tray for initiative. But the proof does not consist in giving up on retail. Rather, it is a question of solving a riddle, deliberately ambiguous and cryptic. As of this writing, Sony’s Italian subreddit is actively racking its brains.
Abe’s words were few, but incisive: “I only come every 360 and five nights, but if you spend one with me it can be fatal. Who I am?” The allusion to the number 360, written in numbers, seems to hint at Reil-Foulez’s past as a Microsoft janitor during the heyday of Xbox 360, now close to the ever-rapid entry into the realm of retrogaming. But as universal as the videogame apprenticeship of the Sony Italia representative was, we invite you at the latter’s request to don’t spoil the solution in the comments. Use a browser and log in to YouTube; enter dQw4w9WgXcQ in the URL to access the unlisted video dedicated to the competition.
Now it’s up to you to tell us yours: do you think this marketing strategy is suitable for Sony or should the console manufacturer turn to fish? Let us know below, and as always, don’t forget to stay on tuttotek for all the most important news for gamers and more. For your purely gaming needs, you can instead find the best discounts in digital format on Kinguin.